WATCH: Bradley Cooper is a 5-Nippled Freak Of Nature

Bradley Cooper lost his Sexiest Man Alive crown to Channing Tatum this year, so, as anyone would do, he’s just giving up.

Yesterday Bradley went on Ellen and revealed some secrets he’s been keeping. Check out the clip below to see his third, fourth, and fifth nipple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T7nCejcYwk

Apparently, it was just a prank. But they look pretty real, so I’m just going to go ahead and believe that they are.